{"title":"Dirty Little Laughs","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe jokes your mother warned you about. 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Perfect for smartasses, flirtatious degenerates, reptile lovers with questionable motives, and anyone mentally stuck somewhere between middle school humor and stand-up comedy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff3838;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER\/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e👕 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton \/ 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; 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widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 😈 \u003cstrong\u003eSome people make grocery lists. Some people make life goals. And then there’s this masterpiece of terrible decision-making proudly scrawled across your chest like evidence from a very strange police report.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e📝 \u003cstrong\u003eFeaturing a hilariously unhinged “to do list” with two completed objectives and one stubborn holdout, this shirt is immature, inappropriate, and absolutely not recommended for family reunions, church picnics, or meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time. In other words, it’s probably perfect.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong\u003eLoud enough to get attention. Dumb enough to make people laugh five seconds later. 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orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🧼 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52300217745690,"sku":"22391686722633929835","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":52300217778458,"sku":"27988146077870223294","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52300217811226,"sku":"28353446591264141197","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":52300217843994,"sku":"33835221022951412931","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52300217876762,"sku":"21084406864685037092","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":52300217909530,"sku":"83407967641735990700","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52300217942298,"sku":"22624148196389847400","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":52300217975066,"sku":"27625194273643386655","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52300218007834,"sku":"18586403869974449280","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":52300218040602,"sku":"30830928934392110781","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52300218073370,"sku":"39060414051945627237","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":52300218106138,"sku":"27155238384797067500","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/1454\/5434\/files\/20260530190603-1f15c5a9-a01c-66a8-8f23-726be5870002.png?v=1780168212"},{"product_id":"decadent","title":"Decadent","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 🥂 \u003cstrong\u003eSome people call it indulgence. Others call it living properly. 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orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🧼 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52300273385754,"sku":"23854870578209011443","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":52300273418522,"sku":"14427521733353935972","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52300273451290,"sku":"14040204496458874902","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":52300273484058,"sku":"33716965993543997702","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52300273516826,"sku":"22446927888750315006","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":52300273549594,"sku":"20588810268428228879","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52300273582362,"sku":"72240466866326057328","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":52300273615130,"sku":"35132797629320718862","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52300273647898,"sku":"39314947888479570774","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":52300273680666,"sku":"14186259032951478638","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52300273713434,"sku":"26918008316309189012","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":52300273746202,"sku":"15002120329455011357","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/1454\/5434\/files\/20260530195046-1f15c60d-9f8f-6be0-b3eb-5e3ba10fe8d0.png?v=1780170905"},{"product_id":"juicy","title":"Juicy","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 🍑 \u003cstrong\u003eSome words just have attitude. \u003cem\u003eJuicy\u003c\/em\u003e is playful, confident, and impossible to ignore. 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margin-bottom: 0.14in; widows: 2;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOR \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🩵 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz\/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🧼 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52300292849946,"sku":"22767704090634266836","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":52300292882714,"sku":"10553191185656707763","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52300292915482,"sku":"31673872335524952499","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":52300292948250,"sku":"30373452694837062631","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52300292981018,"sku":"67640498715186518672","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":52300293013786,"sku":"25295160061458991720","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52300293046554,"sku":"23077253303329081305","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":52300293079322,"sku":"40719186194110708389","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52300293112090,"sku":"14023680149927090247","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":52300293144858,"sku":"74876910913554537178","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52300293177626,"sku":"16347387165124674310","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":52300293210394,"sku":"16533088687211484420","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/1454\/5434\/files\/20260530200319-1f15c629-a5ec-69ea-95f7-5a78c27123ff.png?v=1780171631"},{"product_id":"once-upon-a-time","title":"Once Upon A Time...","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 📖 \u003cstrong\u003eMost fairy tales are predictable. 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Dark humor, awkward laughs, and just enough wrong to make it right.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff3838;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER\/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e👕 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton \/ 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; 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