{"product_id":"aerodynamic-tricycle-joke-shirt","title":"Aerodynamic - Tricycle Joke Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 🚲 \u003cstrong\u003eWhile your friends are bragging about their race cars, speed boats, motorcycles, and carbon-fiber bicycles, you're out here absolutely dominating the neighborhood on a tricycle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e💨 \u003cstrong\u003eSure, the others may have horsepower, engineering, and actual aerodynamic advantages. But can they corner at three miles per hour while carrying a juice box and maintaining complete confidence? Didn't think so. This shirt is for people who understand that taking yourself too seriously is the biggest drag coefficient of all.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff3838;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER\/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e👕 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton \/ 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; 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