{"product_id":"attempted-murder","title":"Attempted Murder","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 🩸 \u003cstrong\u003eA group of crows is called a murder. Two crows stuck alone together for too long? That's an attempted murder. Anyone who's spent enough time trapped in a cabin, office, workshop, road trip, marriage, or family reunion knows exactly how close the line can get.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e🐦 \u003cstrong\u003eMinimalist from a distance, darker the closer you get. The stark silhouette artwork delivers the setup, while the realistic drops of blood deliver the punchline. Equal parts bird joke, wordplay, and a gentle reminder that sometimes it's healthier to rejoin the flock before somebody gets pecked.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff3838;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER\/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e👕 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton \/ 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in; widows: 2;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOR \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🩵 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz\/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🧼 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52301845397786,"sku":"28205741298533930836","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":52301845430554,"sku":"30800094992650749832","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52301845463322,"sku":"24940597492926718016","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":52301845496090,"sku":"21088928284068710687","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52301845528858,"sku":"17673665381348908199","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":52301845561626,"sku":"22335254775237303866","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52301845594394,"sku":"33089746593288358813","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":52301845627162,"sku":"16374506548225733736","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52301845659930,"sku":"31267906949065935307","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":52301845692698,"sku":"12366804175781918158","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52301845725466,"sku":"99167332275071476783","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":52301845758234,"sku":"16804469672190519135","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/1454\/5434\/files\/20260531233603-1f15d497-cfbf-6ad4-b7ce-5ab7330ed308.png?v=1780270827","url":"https:\/\/shirts-n-shit.com\/products\/attempted-murder","provider":"Shirts-N-Shit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}