{"product_id":"dick-jane-after-40-years-later-tee","title":"Dick \u0026 Jane — 40 Years Later Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 🍸 \u003cstrong\u003eSome people spend four decades trying to “fix” somebody else. Others eventually realize they were arguing with factory settings.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis gloriously inappropriate retro-style design takes the wholesome childhood innocence of \u003cem\u003eDick \u0026amp; Jane\u003c\/em\u003e and drags it face-first through divorce court, midlife burnout, and one final, exhausted “fuck it.” Bold typography, vintage-reader vibes, and just enough emotional damage to make strangers laugh in public.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003edivorced legends \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ehappily separated couples \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003emen who survived “projects” disguised as relationships \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ewomen laughing because they know exactly what this means \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eanyone whose sense of humor comes with court documents \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear responsibly. 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