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Others figure out pretty early that a good drink, a good smoke, and a well-timed fart can carry a man surprisingly far.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e💨 \u003cstrong\u003eFeaturing a blissfully content old hippie enjoying the finer things in life—including a strategically placed whoopee cushion—this shirt celebrates the timeless art of keeping expectations low and satisfaction high. 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