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Those people are wrong. It's not a problem at all. It's a feature. A highly refined filtering system developed over years of meetings that should've been emails, unsolicited advice, and conversations that started with, \"Now don't get mad, but...\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e😏 \u003cstrong\u003eThis shirt delivers the bad news with all the warmth of an automated rejection letter. Sorry, but you were not selected. 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