{"product_id":"it-s-christmas-what-the-hell-funny-santa-t-shirt","title":"It’s Christmas What The Hell Funny Santa T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 🎅 \u003cstrong\u003eSanta found the good stuff, read the note, and decided Christmas could wait five damn minutes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis funny Christmas shirt is for people who like their holiday cheer with a little whiskey, a little smoke, and absolutely zero wholesome nonsense. Perfect for parties, family gatherings, office events you probably shouldn’t attend, or anyone who thinks Santa deserves hazard pay.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff3838;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER\/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e👕 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton \/ 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in; widows: 2;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOR \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🩵 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz\/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🧼 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52415434948890,"sku":"16032349020831128582","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":52415434981658,"sku":"47402967728876264614","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52415435014426,"sku":"23886258980216968241","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":52415435047194,"sku":"28149576683891776977","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52415435079962,"sku":"54460315757831422159","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":52415435112730,"sku":"37943889144418479054","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52415435145498,"sku":"21957228677933487677","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":52415435178266,"sku":"21498166203956004469","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52415435211034,"sku":"33146984043620726358","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":52415435243802,"sku":"21269234785944489702","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52415435276570,"sku":"22827139009309238078","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":52415435309338,"sku":"10696343322812133141","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/1454\/5434\/files\/20260630235332-1f174dee-660e-6cd0-b045-b2623e5beb0c.png?v=1782863665","url":"https:\/\/shirts-n-shit.com\/products\/it-s-christmas-what-the-hell-funny-santa-t-shirt","provider":"Shirts-N-Shit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}