{"product_id":"marriage-is-like-a-deck-of-cards-t-shirt-hearts-diamonds-clubs-spades","title":"Marriage Is Like a Deck of Cards T-Shirt – Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs \u0026 Spades","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 💍 \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMarriage is a lot like a deck of cards.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the beginning, everything is easy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou've got two hearts. You've got a diamond. Life is good. Every text message is exciting, every date feels magical, and somehow neither of you has discovered the other person's ability to leave cabinet doors open.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThen time passes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe honeymoon phase fades. The mortgage arrives. Somebody develops strong opinions about thermostat settings. And before long, you're not looking for hearts and diamonds anymore...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou're looking for a \u003cstrong\u003eclub and a spade.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis shirt takes one of the oldest marriage jokes around and gives it a darker, smarter twist. 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