{"product_id":"marriage-is-like","title":"Marriage Is Like....","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 💍 \u003cstrong\u003eMarriage is like chaining yourself to a bear and kicking it. Sure, things might be fine for a while. You might even convince yourself you've got the situation under control. Then one day you say the wrong thing, forget an anniversary, leave the toilet seat up, or breathe incorrectly, and suddenly you're questioning every decision that led you here.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e🐻 \u003cstrong\u003eThis shirt isn't anti-marriage. It's anti-delusion. 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