{"product_id":"please-tell-your-boobs-to-stop-starring-at-my-eyes","title":"Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Starring At My Eyes","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 🍒 \u003cstrong\u003eSome shirts whisper. This one kicks the door open and announces itself. If you've ever caught yourself trying not to look while simultaneously looking, congratulations—you've become part of the joke.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e👀 \u003cstrong\u003eEqual parts ridiculous, immature, and impossible to ignore, this design turns the oldest distraction in the book into a pair of giant googly-eyed troublemakers. Wear it proudly, wear it ironically, or wear it just to make people laugh and immediately feel called out.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff3838;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER\/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e👕 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton \/ 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in; widows: 2;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOR \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🩵 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz\/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🧼 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52307477954842,"sku":"48947789535647108442","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":52307477987610,"sku":"57126937782349481361","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52307478020378,"sku":"21440614079271454213","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":52307478053146,"sku":"13332470120040006521","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52307478085914,"sku":"28454883519495245046","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":52307478118682,"sku":"11357301536223780436","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52307478151450,"sku":"33187258716880389984","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":52307478184218,"sku":"13870437089841139184","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52307478216986,"sku":"27962402905292278212","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":52307478249754,"sku":"15165131606043601073","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52307478282522,"sku":"31842645360485023486","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":52307478315290,"sku":"31476983084588407663","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/1454\/5434\/files\/20260602202143-1f15ec0a-bf82-6722-8973-7a9b11edcc0f.png?v=1780432108","url":"https:\/\/shirts-n-shit.com\/products\/please-tell-your-boobs-to-stop-starring-at-my-eyes","provider":"Shirts-N-Shit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}