{"product_id":"the-american-education-system-attendance-optional","title":"The American Education System: Attendance Optional","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 📚 \u003cstrong\u003eNothing says “modern educational infrastructure” quite like active shooter drills and cafeteria pizza that could survive reentry from orbit. This shirt takes a dark jab at a system that somehow always finds money for standardized testing but keeps forgetting the “safe and functional” part.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e🎓 \u003cstrong\u003eEqual parts satire, frustration, and “laugh so you don’t scream,” this design is for people who use humor the same way schools use motivational posters: as a coping mechanism. Wear responsibly. Or irresponsibly. That also seems pretty American.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff3838;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER\/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e👕 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton \/ 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in; widows: 2;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOR \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🩵 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz\/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🧼 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52285951443226,"sku":"28411216873624862051","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":52285951475994,"sku":"28506943942285242510","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52285951508762,"sku":"12548460630767999246","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":52285951541530,"sku":"13636096276922762732","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52285951574298,"sku":"20843160189043554193","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":52285951607066,"sku":"13832558356196747225","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52285951639834,"sku":"28511100988064142047","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":52285951672602,"sku":"23363212393615437289","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52285951705370,"sku":"29227888458095851009","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":52285951738138,"sku":"71683870003569538852","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52285951770906,"sku":"32539996554237555476","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":52285951803674,"sku":"26428773926738730411","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/1454\/5434\/files\/20260526235408-1f1595e2-fcff-69e8-b776-4650d3173654.png?v=1779840387","url":"https:\/\/shirts-n-shit.com\/products\/the-american-education-system-attendance-optional","provider":"Shirts-N-Shit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}