{"product_id":"the-sarcasm-in-my-head-tee","title":"The Sarcasm In My Head Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 🖤 \u003cstrong\u003eThe sarcasm in my head is caused by the chasm in yours.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e There. Somebody finally said it out loud.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis shirt is for the people who are exhausted from explaining obvious things to confident idiots. A beautifully bleak little masterpiece for anyone whose internal monologue sounds like a disappointed philosophy professor trapped in a customer service job.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e🧠 \u003cstrong\u003eStark white-on-black contrast. Distressed typography. Giant emotional void energy. The collapsing “CHASM” lettering isn’t just design — it’s a visual representation of the intellectual canyon between what you said… and what they somehow heard instead.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eoverthinkers \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eunder-impressed humans \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003esarcastic introverts \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eburned-out smartasses \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003epeople who are tired of pretending not to notice \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear responsibly. Or wear it while staring silently into the middle distance as someone explains Facebook memes to you like they discovered fire.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff3838;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER\/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e👕 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan 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