{"product_id":"to-do-list-your-mom-is-a-prude-funny-offensive-t-shirt","title":"To Do List: Your Mom Is A Prude Funny Offensive T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 😈 \u003cstrong\u003eSome people make grocery lists. Some people make life goals. And then there’s this masterpiece of terrible decision-making proudly scrawled across your chest like evidence from a very strange police report.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e📝 \u003cstrong\u003eFeaturing a hilariously unhinged “to do list” with two completed objectives and one stubborn holdout, this shirt is immature, inappropriate, and absolutely not recommended for family reunions, church picnics, or meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time. In other words, it’s probably perfect.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong\u003eLoud enough to get attention. Dumb enough to make people laugh five seconds later. 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