{"product_id":"what-the-f-ck","title":"What The F*ck","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 🤨 \u003cstrong\u003eEvery day starts with possibilities. Then somebody opens their mouth, sends an email, posts on social media, merges into traffic without looking, microwaves fish in the office break room, or explains cryptocurrency for the sixth time. That's when the universal human response kicks in:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWTF?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e❓ \u003cstrong\u003eThis shirt captures that exact moment. Not the angry moment. Not the yelling moment. The moment right before that, when your brain simply gives up trying to process what it's seeing. The expression says it all. The tiny \"WTF\" underneath is really just there as a courtesy for the one person in the room who somehow still needs an explanation.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e😏 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for office workers, parents, grandparents, customer service survivors, IT professionals, and anyone who's spent more than five minutes interacting with the general public. Wear it as a conversation starter, a warning label, or a completely reasonable response to modern civilization.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e💩 \u003cstrong\u003eFun fact: if you're wearing this shirt, you probably won't need to say \"WTF\" nearly as often. People tend to see it on your chest and figure out you've already beaten them to it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff3838;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER\/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e👕 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on Bella + Canvas 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