{"product_id":"woke-up-sexy-as-hell-again","title":"Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again","description":"\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"orphans: 2; widows: 2;\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-variant: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, Open Sans, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"letter-spacing: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDid we mention that shipping in USA is  -  FREE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e 😏 \u003cstrong\u003eAt first glance, this looks like one of those \"look how sexy I am\" shirts. It isn't. Look closer. \"Sexy As Hell\" is in quotes. That's not the wearer talking about themselves. That's the nickname of the person they just woke up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e💘 \u003cstrong\u003eAnd judging by the second line, waking up someone known as \"Sexy As Hell\" may not have been the wisest decision. Whether you're married, dating, or happily annoying the love of your life, this shirt is for people who know that beauty and morning moods often travel together. And yes, we put it on pink too. Here at Shirts and Shit, we're equal-opportunity shit givers.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\"\u003e💩 \u003cstrong\u003eFun fact: if you're wearing this shirt, you probably won't need to say \"WTF\" nearly as often. 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style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🩵 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz\/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"western\" style=\"widows: 2; orphans: 2; margin-bottom: 0.14in;\" align=\"left\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e🧼 \u003cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"en-US\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you 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