Duct Tape Can't Fix Stupid, But It Muffles the Sound

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 🤣 Duct tape has thousands of uses. Home repair. Automotive repair. Emergency repair. And occasionally, conversational repair.

Everybody knows someone who opens their mouth and instantly makes you wish you had a fresh roll within arm's reach. That's where duct tape shines. It may not actually fix stupid, but it does an outstanding job of reducing the volume.

🛠️ Perfect for mechanics, contractors, welders, DIYers, truck drivers, garage tinkerers, and anyone who's ever sat through a meeting thinking, "This problem could be solved with about six inches of duct tape."

A simple shirt with a simple message:

Some problems aren't fixable. They are, however, mufflable.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.