According to My Wife I Have Two Bad Habits

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 🤣 Every married man knows there are certain conversations that begin with, “We need to talk,” and end with you standing there wondering what just happened. Apparently this guy has two bad habits. The first one is crystal clear. The second one... well... it'll come to him eventually. Maybe.

🍺 Perfect for husbands, retirees, grandpas, professional daydreamers, and anyone who's ever been accused of selective hearing. Wear it proudly the next time somebody asks if you're paying attention. Just don't be surprised if your wife starts laughing before you do.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.