Actions Have Consequences That Grow Up To Have Children Of Their Own T-Shirt

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 🍻 Sometimes “living in the moment” turns into eighteen years of child support and a suspiciously familiar-looking teenager asking for gas money.

This brutally funny dark humor tee is a public service announcement for bad decisions, one-night stands, broken condoms, tequila confidence, and the kind of “it’ll probably be fine” thinking that creates entire family trees.

“Actions Have Consequences” sounds responsible enough… until the second line lands like a missed period.

Perfect for sarcastic adults, commitment-phobes, divorced dads, exhausted parents, recovering party animals, and anyone who’s ever looked back at a wild night and thought, “Well… that escalated into a tuition payment.”

Soft Bella+Canvas comfort with sharp typography and enough reckless honesty to make people laugh, cringe, and point at their friends.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.