Aerodynamic - Tricycle Joke Shirt

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 🚲 While your friends are bragging about their race cars, speed boats, motorcycles, and carbon-fiber bicycles, you're out here absolutely dominating the neighborhood on a tricycle.

💨 Sure, the others may have horsepower, engineering, and actual aerodynamic advantages. But can they corner at three miles per hour while carrying a juice box and maintaining complete confidence? Didn't think so. This shirt is for people who understand that taking yourself too seriously is the biggest drag coefficient of all.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.