Are You A Beaver - Cuz Damn!

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 🦫 Sometimes romance is poetry. Sometimes it's candlelight, heartfelt compliments, and long walks at sunset. And sometimes it's a beaver in sunglasses holding a beer and a cigar asking the kind of question that gets you either a phone number or a drink thrown in your face.

🍺 Equal parts pickup line, bad decision, and confidence bordering on recklessness, this shirt is for people who appreciate humor that lives somewhere between clever wordplay and "I probably shouldn't have said that out loud."

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.