As Advertised (If You Don't Like It, Go Away)

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 😏 Some people spend their entire lives trying to be something they're not. This shirt takes the opposite approach. What you see is what you get. No fine print. No hidden fees. No bait-and-switch. Just a big red label that says exactly what needs saying.

🚪 If somebody doesn't like your attitude, your opinions, your hobbies, your beard, your truck, your music, your dog, your collection of questionable life choices, or the way you choose to exist, that's really more of a them problem. You were clearly marked As Advertised from the beginning.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.