Counting To Ten Just Makes It Premeditated

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 😇 For those trying real hard to be the bigger person… but the internal monologue already filed the paperwork. This shirt is calm, collected, and one deep breath away from becoming evidence.

😈 Minimalist design. Maximum implication. Perfect for sarcastic philosophers, overthinkers, customer service veterans, and anyone who’s ever been told to “just calm down” while actively calculating how many years they’d get. The curved typography gives it that subtle “wait… what did that say?” effect that makes strangers read it twice and friends laugh immediately.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.