Dick & Jane — 40 Years Later Tee

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 🍸 Some people spend four decades trying to “fix” somebody else. Others eventually realize they were arguing with factory settings.

This gloriously inappropriate retro-style design takes the wholesome childhood innocence of Dick & Jane and drags it face-first through divorce court, midlife burnout, and one final, exhausted “fuck it.” Bold typography, vintage-reader vibes, and just enough emotional damage to make strangers laugh in public.

Perfect for:

• divorced legends

• happily separated couples

• men who survived “projects” disguised as relationships

• women laughing because they know exactly what this means

• anyone whose sense of humor comes with court documents

Wear responsibly. Or don’t. Dick and his dick live in another state now and frankly they seem much happier!

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.