Eat Cake And Die

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 🍰 Most people know the expression.

Eat Sh*t and…..

Skid decided it could use a little frosting.

Instead of dishing out the classic insult, our favorite troublemaker is busy double-fisting chocolate cake and living his best life. Equal parts ridiculous, sarcastic, and completely immature, this design turns an old saying into something far sweeter.

💩 Perfect for cake lovers, smart-asses, fans of dark humor, and anyone whose inner twelve-year-old still finds this kind of thing hilarious. Because sometimes the correct response to life's problems is cake. Lots and lots of cake.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.