HA! Life's Simple Pleasures

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 🍺 Some folks spend their whole lives chasing money, status, and complicated solutions. Others figure out pretty early that a good drink, a good smoke, and a well-timed fart can carry a man surprisingly far.

💨 Featuring a blissfully content old hippie enjoying the finer things in life—including a strategically placed whoopee cushion—this shirt celebrates the timeless art of keeping expectations low and satisfaction high. Sometimes the simple pleasures really are the best ones. beginning.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.