I Am Silently Correcting Your Grammar

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 📚 Some people listen to what you're saying. Some people listen to how you're saying it. And some people are mentally diagramming your sentences, correcting your punctuation, and trying very hard not to become the person everyone hates at parties.

😏 Then there's the fine print. Because once you've spent enough years obsessing over grammar, consistency becomes important. If you're going to whisper sweet nothings, deliver bad pickup lines, or make questionable noises after midnight, at least have the decency to use proper syntax. Standards are standards.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.