I Did Not Let The Dogs Out… But My Python Wants To Say Hi

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 🐍 Sophisticated? No. Subtle? Barely. Funny? Absolutely. This shirt takes one of the most overplayed phrases in human history and drags it straight into the gutter where it belongs.

😈 The joke lands in layers. First comes the big loud setup. Then your brain notices the python. Then suddenly the whole shirt becomes the kind of juvenile innuendo that would’ve gotten somebody thrown out of a dive bar in 1997. Which, frankly, is exactly its charm.

🖤 Printed only on black because this design deserves the proper late-night bad-decision atmosphere. Perfect for smartasses, flirtatious degenerates, reptile lovers with questionable motives, and anyone mentally stuck somewhere between middle school humor and stand-up comedy.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.