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☕ Some mornings start with optimism. Then people begin talking. This shirt is for the caffeine-powered realist who understands that coffee isn't a beverage—it's a defensive measure. The leaning tower of coffee cups says everything that needs saying before you've had your first sip.
😏 Equal parts sarcasm, exhaustion, and hard-earned wisdom, this design is perfect for coffee addicts, office veterans, night-shift survivors, and anyone whose patience level is directly tied to caffeine intake. Wear it as a warning label. Or a public service announcement.
CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON
👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink
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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do
🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.

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