I Don’t Snore, I Dream I’m a Muscle Car T-Shirt

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💭 Some people snore. Others rev. This design says what every loud sleeper already knows: that rumbling sound isn’t snoring—it’s a full-throttle dream sequence. Big engine energy, zero apologies.

🏁 Perfect for car people, loud sleepers, and unapologetic personalities. The bold muscle car illustration and simple, high-contrast text make this shirt instantly readable and effortlessly funny, whether you’re wearing it to bed, the garage, or out in public just to set expectations.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.