I Hate Birds & So Does Worf

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🥚 One day you're stepping in it. The next day it's on your head. Apparently this bird skipped the middleman and dropped an entire breakfast.

The Klingon phrase translates to:

"I hate birds."

Simple. Direct. Honest. The sort of diplomatic statement you'd expect from a proud warrior after taking a fried egg to the cranium.

Whether you're a sci-fi fan, a language nerd, or just someone who feels personally attacked by random acts of airborne disrespect, this shirt celebrates those moments when the universe decides you're today's target.

And if you ever forget what the Klingon says, don't worry—we hid the translation inside the neck label. Because even honorable warriors occasionally need a cheat sheet.

Wear it with honor. Avoid birds whenever possible.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.