I Keep Coming Up Short

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 💸 Remember when finding money in your pocket was a pleasant surprise? These days you reach into your pocket and discover a lint collection, an expired receipt, and a hole that wasn't there yesterday. If you're really lucky, you might find enough change to almost buy half a cup of coffee.

🤣 This shirt celebrates the noble tradition of being perpetually one step behind the bill collector, two steps behind inflation, and three steps behind whatever financial genius decided eggs should cost what they do now. Our cigar-chomping hero keeps checking his pockets anyway. Hope springs eternal. Unfortunately, cash does not.

🍺 Perfect for blue-collar workers, retirees, paycheck survivors, professional smartasses, and anyone who's ever checked their bank balance and immediately decided it was time for a nap.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.