I'm Not Gay ...but

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 🍬 Look, everybody makes mistakes. Some people buy a questionable used car. Some people answer emails from Nigerian princes. And some people see a van offering free candy and think, "Well, that seems perfectly reasonable."

😆 This shirt starts out sounding like it's headed in one direction and then takes a hard left turn straight into absurdity. It's the perfect blend of misdirection, bad decisions, questionable judgment, and the kind of humor that makes people do a double-take before they start laughing.

🚐 Ideal for smartasses, pranksters, lovers of ridiculous humor, and anyone who appreciates a joke that gets progressively worse the longer you think about it. Wear responsibly. Or don't. The free candy isn't going to eat itself.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.