Keep It Clean, It’s Not Uranus Shirt – Vintage Earth Day Inspired Hidden Joke Tee

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 🌎 Inspired by the classic environmental-awareness graphics and Earth Day shirts of the 1970s, this design starts off looking like a straight-up retro conservation tee. Clean typography. Vintage planet graphic. Save-the-world energy.

👀 Then somebody notices the Earth looks… a little weird. And suddenly this wholesome throwback turns into an absolutely catastrophic close-up inspection. Featuring distressed old-school styling, subtle hidden artwork for the observant degenerates among us, and just enough plausible deniability to wear in public without immediately getting tackled by HR.

🩺 Wear it everywhere — parties, breweries, family gatherings, awkward first dates… but especially to your proctologist’s office. If they notice immediately, maybe consider getting a second opinion.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.