Life Is Short — Budget Your Fucks Accordingly

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 💀 Life is short. Your emotional support budget is not unlimited.

This shirt is for the people who finally realized they cannot personally carry every crisis, rescue every disaster, listen to every three-hour pity monologue, or care about Brenda’s fourth “toxic relationship” this year.

Somewhere along the line, adulthood becomes realizing that your supply of fucks is finite — and wasting them on every flat tire, every self-inflicted catastrophe, and every “you won’t BELIEVE what happened now” story is a terrible investment strategy.

So yes…
Sorry your ferret stole your rent money.
Sorry your cousin joined a crypto cult.
Sorry your ex keyed your lawnmower.

Thoughts and prayers.

Meanwhile, some of us are conserving emotional resources for problems we actually created ourselves.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.