List of People I Like – Vlad the Impaler Dark Humor T-Shirt

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Fabric Note:

This is the only a few shirts in my shop printed on a non-heathered cotton–poly blend. It’s made from a 52% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton / 48% polyester fabric, giving it a smoother surface than heathers, better ink definition, and slightly more durability than 100% cotton—without the speckled look.

🩸 Some jokes don’t need a long list. This one stops at Vlad the Impaler and lets history do the heavy lifting. Stark, minimal, and unapologetically dark, this design is built for people who appreciate gallows humor, brutal honesty, and letting others connect the dots.

🖤 Printed clean and high-contrast on a deep black shirt, the typography is intentionally restrained so the punchline lands instantly. The smooth cotton-poly fabric keeps edges crisp and colors solid, making this one of the sharpest prints in the shop—visually and conceptually.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.