Marriage Is Like....

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 💍 Marriage is like chaining yourself to a bear and kicking it. Sure, things might be fine for a while. You might even convince yourself you've got the situation under control. Then one day you say the wrong thing, forget an anniversary, leave the toilet seat up, or breathe incorrectly, and suddenly you're questioning every decision that led you here.

🐻 This shirt isn't anti-marriage. It's anti-delusion. Anyone who's been married long enough knows that love is real, commitment matters, and occasionally you're voluntarily attached to something that could absolutely ruin your day if properly motivated.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.