Me Giving A Shit - Is A Fart

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 💨 Some people act like every inconvenience, complaint, crisis, catastrophe, and self-inflicted disaster deserves your immediate attention. Unfortunately, your reserves have been depleted. What's left isn't concern, sympathy, or emotional investment. It's a fart.

😏 Perfect for anyone who's reached that magical stage of adulthood where every problem isn't automatically their problem. Equal parts sarcasm, honesty, and emotional budget management, this shirt says exactly what you're thinking without requiring a single awkward conversation.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.