Monkey Pizza Theory

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 🍕 Most people have heard some version of the old "infinite monkey theorem"—the idea that if you gave enough monkeys enough time, one of them would eventually type the complete works of Shakespeare. That's a fascinating thought experiment, but frankly, we're just relieved they found flour, yeast, tomato sauce, pepperoni, cheese, and beer first.

🐒 This shirt celebrates the much more practical side of mathematical probability. Sure, given enough time, a monkey might write a masterpiece. But let's be honest: if there's a kitchen involved, we're betting on pizza. And if the beer's cold, they may never get around to Shakespeare at all.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.