My Dog’s Shits Are Bigger Than Most People’s Dogs Funny Dog Owner T-Shirt

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 💩 Some people own tiny little purse dogs that produce delicate little decorative rabbit pellets. Meanwhile, your four-legged beast walks into the yard like he’s reporting for demolition duty.

🐕 This gloriously stupid dog-owner shirt celebrates the proud reality of owning a canine capable of dropping a pile that requires structural engineering permits and emotional preparation. Loud, dumb, juvenile, and scientifically accurate for anyone with a horse disguised as a pet.

🔥 Perfect for pit bull owners, mastiff people, giant dog households, dog park comedians, blue-collar dog dads, and anyone who’s ever stared into the backyard and quietly whispered, “Good lord…”

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.