Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Starring At My Eyes

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 🍒 Some shirts whisper. This one kicks the door open and announces itself. If you've ever caught yourself trying not to look while simultaneously looking, congratulations—you've become part of the joke.

👀 Equal parts ridiculous, immature, and impossible to ignore, this design turns the oldest distraction in the book into a pair of giant googly-eyed troublemakers. Wear it proudly, wear it ironically, or wear it just to make people laugh and immediately feel called out.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.