Sage Advice - Don't Be A Pussy

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 🦴 Some wisdom is timeless. Long before self-help books, motivational speakers, and internet experts, there was a simpler approach to life's challenges: don't be a pussy.

🦴 Featuring two cavemen and a piece of advice that has apparently survived since the dawn of man, this shirt delivers its message with all the subtlety of a club to the head. Perfect for people who appreciate blunt humor, old-school toughness, and the occasional reminder that sometimes the answer is simply to suck it up and keep moving forward.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.