Sasquatch Likes Beer & Pizza

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 🍕🍺 Scientists continue searching forests, mountains, and remote wilderness areas for evidence of Sasquatch.

Have they tried checking the nearest pizza place?

This design finally answers the question of what Bigfoot has been doing all these years. Apparently he's hauling a six-pack in one hand, a pizza in the other, and avoiding people whenever possible. Which, honestly, sounds less like a cryptid and more like a life coach.

🌲 Perfect for pizza lovers, beer enthusiasts, campers, hikers, outdoorsmen, and anyone who understands that true happiness is found somewhere between "leave me alone" and "bring snacks."

After decades of investigation, the evidence is clear:

Sasquatch isn't hiding.

He's just having a much better weekend than the rest of us.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.