Stoner’s Motto – Lazy Genius Weed Shirt for Adults Who Get It

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Let’s be real: some shirts hit different when you’re high.

🌿 This one’s for the burnout philosopher, the couch-bound visionary, the brilliant underachiever. It’s not about getting things done — it’s about *thinking* about getting things done... eventually.

🪴 Featuring a long-form motto that includes a couple of, uh, *spicy adult words* (printed bold and proud on the shirt), this design is for grown-ups with a sense of humor and no plans before noon.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.