The American Education System: Attendance Optional

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 📚 Nothing says “modern educational infrastructure” quite like active shooter drills and cafeteria pizza that could survive reentry from orbit. This shirt takes a dark jab at a system that somehow always finds money for standardized testing but keeps forgetting the “safe and functional” part.

🎓 Equal parts satire, frustration, and “laugh so you don’t scream,” this design is for people who use humor the same way schools use motivational posters: as a coping mechanism. Wear responsibly. Or irresponsibly. That also seems pretty American.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.