The Important Question Is Shirt – “Which Came First?” - Chicken Joke Tee

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 🐣 This poor little bastard just hatched five seconds ago and already got dragged into humanity’s oldest argument. Wide-eyed, confused, and questioning reality itself, this cracked-out baby chicken is doing its best.

🥚 Featuring distressed vintage-style lettering and a hilariously unhinged baby bird fresh outta the shell, this tee is perfect for lovers of absurd humor, dumb jokes, existential nonsense, and looking mildly unstable in public.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.