The Liver Is Evil

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 🍸 Medical science has spent decades studying the human liver. We, on the other hand, have reached a much simpler conclusion: it's suspicious, judgmental, and clearly working against us. The only reasonable response is swift and repeated punishment.

🥃 Featuring a pair of cheerful drinking professionals who have absolutely no intention of learning from yesterday's mistakes, this shirt is perfect for happy hour regulars, weekend warriors, cocktail enthusiasts, and anyone whose liver keeps filing complaints with management. Wear it proudly. Your liver was going to be upset anyway.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.