There's A NAP for that

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 😴 Remember when a phone was for making phone calls, a TV had three channels, and nobody tried to solve every problem by downloading another app? This shirt is for the folks who hear, "There's an app for that," and immediately think, "Yeah? Well, there's a nap for that."

🛋️ Modern technology promises to optimize your life. A good nap actually does it. Feeling grumpy? Nap. Overwhelmed? Nap. Somebody explaining cryptocurrency for the fourth time? Definitely nap. While the youngsters are updating software, you're updating your attitude with a quality recliner and twenty-seven minutes of uninterrupted drooling.

😏 Sure, apps can track your sleep, analyze your sleep, score your sleep, and send you notifications about your sleep. A nap just quietly fixes the problem without needing a password, a subscription, or a software update. That's what we call mature technology.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.