ToxiFace

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 ☣️ Some people see a biohazard warning.

Other people see a positive attitude.

ToxiFace combines one of humanity's most universally recognized symbols of danger with one of its most universally recognized symbols of happiness. The result is a glowing green contradiction that somehow feels both threatening and oddly encouraging.

😀 Because sometimes life is a toxic dumpster fire. Sometimes everything is going sideways. Sometimes you're metaphorically ankle-deep in hazardous waste.

And sometimes the only reasonable response is to smile anyway.

Perfect for smartasses, optimists, pessimists, scientists, gamers, office survivors, and anyone who's learned that a good sense of humor is occasionally the only protective equipment available.

Warning: May cause inappropriate levels of positivity during catastrophic circumstances.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.