Who Was Your Daddy? Funny Dark Humor T-Shirt

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 🛒 Romance is temporary. Asset discovery is forever.

This shirt is for the forward-thinking individual who understands that modern dating is basically just a merger negotiation with kissing. Before anybody gets emotionally invested, maybe we should establish whether your “entrepreneur” ex-boyfriend was actually Jay-Z or just a guy named Trevor with a leased Dodge Charger and a crypto podcast.

💰 Featuring clean vintage typography and the kind of question that instantly turns Thanksgiving uncomfortable, this design is perfect for gold diggers, prenup enthusiasts, emotionally exhausted divorce survivors, and people who consider “What does your father do?” a completely reasonable first-date inquiry.

Because honestly, if you spent summers on a yacht in Monaco, I’d like to know before I roll up to date night with a coupon for two McDoubles and medium fries.

⚖️ Equal parts deadpan, reckless, and financially strategic, this shirt practically screams:
“Love is beautiful. But due diligence is important.”

Printed on premium tees in carefully selected colors for maximum awkward eye contact potential.

CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST - ALL HEATHER COLORS ARE A POLYESTER/COTTON BLEND – ALL OTHERS ARE 100% COTTON

👕 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 CVC: • Ultra-soft blend (52% Airlume cotton / 48% poly) • Lightweight, breathable, durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink

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🩵 Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 Cotton: • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft as a lullaby, hits like a jolt) • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²), perfect for layering or wearing solo • Pre-shrunk to minimize surprises in the dryer • Side-seamed and shoulder-taped for structure and comfort • DTG printed with clean, bold ink that won’t flake out before you do

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets.